Well Jalopnik Bought A '93 ES300 For A Racecar

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 04/20/2014 at 23:24 • Filed to: shoop

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So, I shooped it, but, it's fucking booring. I then shooped it a possible racing livery for it. I think it looks much better. What do you think?

The text on the lower door is goolge translated "Beige bites back."

Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/20/2014 at 23:26

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Needs more Oppo and Doge!

Your boy, BJR > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/20/2014 at 23:26

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FUCK YES. FUCK. YES. YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! FUUUUUUUUUUUCK YEEEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!!!!

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/20/2014 at 23:30

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How exactly are you guys making these nifty cartoonish shops? Just importing the picture and tracing over it with a Wacom tablet?

Your boy, BJR > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 04/20/2014 at 23:33

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Sort of, but less "tracing with a tablet" and more "slapping flaccid cock on an iPad"

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 04/20/2014 at 23:33

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Putting the picture into a retarded photoshop and tracing certain things, cutting them out, pasting them back in and recoloring them. Then I delete other parts because my background color is the main color.

I use a mouse, btw.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/20/2014 at 23:41

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So I have a Wacom digitizer, surely I can do just fine at this!

*produces unintelligible blob*

*throws stylus across room*

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/21/2014 at 00:20

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Eh, boring.

Stef Schrader > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/21/2014 at 01:04

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Yes.

Alternately, Dusty's "Nuts 'N More" is 100000% lulz:

"Let me show you deez nuts."

Eazy-O > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura 04/21/2014 at 06:57

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Is this a meta joke of sorts or do you actually not like it? :D

Max, that came out pretty well if you ask me and it's doable within a budget of 20$. Sorta. I mean they could barely shell out 600 for a race car...

BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/21/2014 at 07:49

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Perfect.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Eazy-O 04/21/2014 at 10:51

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Masking tape and spray paint.